Crawling 101, By Joseph Michael

My best buddy Patrick W started showing me how to wiggle around about 3 weeks ago. First, you have to be able to sit up on your own and play without falling backwards or sideways. Kids, don't try this one at home. It's tough!

 

But, once you can sit on your own, you can learn how to lean foward and twist your legs to the front! This is very exciting and you get to look around in a whole new way!

 

Then, once you can hold up your head, move from sitting to resting on your hands and knees, you are ready for the next step.... ROCKING back and forth! This is the funnest!

 

Well, I think there is a way to actually move forward but I seem to go backwards. I am working on it, though, and Patrick is showing me how! He is also teaching me how to pull myself up on the coffee table! WAHOOO!!!! The coffee table is my next frontier.

 

Aren't there child labor laws against this??

Ok, I know I have a lot of laundry but mommy and daddy need to know that I cannot wash all of the clothes...

 

Especially since the only way I know how to get out of the hamper is to lean back...

 

But, now that I am learning how to crawl a bit, I can conquer even the largest load of my dirty clothes!

 

Finally able to come out of my depression

As most of you know, I am a die-hard 'Skins fan. And, well, I have been pretty bummed out that my favorite team is out of the playoffs already AND, right when I was getting over that, my main Head Coach Joe Gibbs resigned. SO SAD! So, I wallowed in my milk long enough. I have to move on... so, here is my tribute to a great NFL Coach!
 

Happy 2008! My New Year's Resolution...

I continue to develop my Baby Abs of steel! That's right my lovely readers, as you know I have a little pudge around my belly from all of the yummy milk and food I get but beneath this cute, soft and Pillsbury Dough Boy mid-section I do indeed have abs of steel. Why, just 5 minutes ago I went from laying flat on my back to the full upright, seated position! Daddy and Mommy are so proud they insisted that we BLOG it!

So, until next time, I will continue to develop these amazing baby-feats of strength.